is a 32-year-old fuckhead that does not understand to quit his obsession with music (metal, punk and everything).


is an Australian metal head, driver of Assaulter, probably one of the few headbangers that surfs.


believes that a musician is nothing more than a frustrated journalist.


is the istennet webmongrel, full speed ahead towards implosion.


from NunSlaughter.


is a heavy metal addict, too old and stubborn to ever recover. Moreover, stupid enough to enjoy it.


is the vocalist of Watain.


is a 30+ Swedish Metaloholic, fervent fan and collector of all '80s Metal. In later years he's proud to be able to add "Webmaster" to his CV. He runs the Old Metal trivia-site The Corroseum and it's bloody awesome.


is a happily married Swedish metal head that lives in Colchester, England. Tries to be a drummer for Cradle Of Filth, previously tried to play in bands like The Haunted and At The Gates. Loves his wife, his drums, his snakes and metal.


is Just a man/In my prime/Love was there/But I had no time
(Uriah Heep "Pilgrim" '73)


is the singer for Deceased and October 31.


is a Disharmonic Orchestra enthusiast from Georgia and drummer for Canvas Solaris.


has done a few things with metal in mind - radio, distro, music biz, zine writing and poor guitar playing. "I imagine I can headbang better than I can do all of that shit combined and I'm glad to be on the outside looking in with undiluted enthusiasm."


is a historian and a would-be author who works at NASA.


is the guitarist in Pharaoh, a writer for Metal Maniacs, and editor of the infrequently-published Feast or Famine fanzine.


is a metal drummer of death.


introduces himself as follows: "three issues of Dths zine."


from the USA, answered the questionnaire on 26th May, 2005 under the influence of Skeptics Apocalypse and Consuming Impulse.


of Pacifica, California, is better known as the guy who runs Nuclear War Now! Productions.


is, like a million girls and boys, just another grey brick in the wall of noise.


from Dødheimsgard, previously from <code>. Aka Ionman from Void (RIP). Other altered egos include Mat McNerney, but only when he's taking pics of Spidey for the Daily Bugle.


has sworn the oath. To the death.


is a speck of dust in eternity, a goddess, a storyteller, a Bene Gesserit and the mother of two beautiful witchlings.


is the singer, for about half of his life, with Irish band Primordial.


is just someone who doesn't belong here. Heavy metal, as such, means nothing to him. But metal that is built upon the spirit of the Dark and the Sinister - in any form - means something.


is a 30-year-old bastard, working 40-50 hours a week and listening some remaining 35 hours to metal.


is of Kaamos fame.


is a 6' 2" behemoth, skin basher, pick up truck driver and animal lover.


says "fuck off".


is idea man and janitor for the self-published heavy metal magazine Lamentations of the Flame Princess.


is 29, life becoming a blur, maturity being kept at bay by an almost infantile obsession with music, to the detriment of mostly everything else. As my partner in crime says, "What's that? Can we listen to something else?" It's Powerslave and it's great!


is a poser. Is that a problem?


was one of the guitarists in Impetigo from 1987-1993 and before (and during that) published a fanzine called Uniforce.


is many things to many people, including a barbarian from Pennsylvania, space pirate from the Zhodani Consulate, student of philosophy, and fashion-fairy from San Francisco.


31, metal afficionado since... uh... 19 years??, guitar in Drowned, bass in Necros Christos.


pours acid into Horrible Eyes and Drowned. Loves - among other things - variably coloured clouds of fog.


is a 31-year-old German who grew up on a diet of beer, metal, friendship and headbanging, back when death metal bands actually had an image and none sounded like the other. Founder and singer/guitarist of Deathevokation, San Diego.


has worn many hats, professionally. These days, he keeps returning to the same old records, and also exploring lots of 70s prog. And he loves living in the country.


is the head honcho of Solstice and founder of The Miskatonic Foundation.


is 27 years old, currently living in Germany, the country of his initiation, though not his birth. Baptised in blood by the power of three Iron Maiden records he'd borrowed from a kid in fifth grade who'd apparently bought them solely because of the artwork.


is 30 years old, possessed by metal aged 10 after seeing Motorhead on TV. Born in New Zealand, lives in Australia. Regularly red eyed from vinyl sessions and accompanying beers 'til 5 in the morning.


is the bassist and shadow vocalist of the obdurate black metal Texans known as Averse Sefira.